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		<title>call your girlfriend cover accompanied by margarine tubs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 04:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>pen &amp; ink &#8211; blog reco</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 16:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[penandink.tumblr.com] i love mine for the stories behind them and what they mean to me. but let&#8217;s not talk about it. :) Filed under: links Tagged: tattoos<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thenatterist.com&#038;blog=5110415&#038;post=3120&#038;subd=thenatterist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://penandink.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3121" title="Screen shot 2012-05-30 at 12.52.08 PM" src="http://thenatterist.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-30-at-12-52-08-pm.png?w=580&h=570" alt="" width="580" height="570" /></a></p>
<p>[<a href="http://penandink.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">penandink.tumblr.com</a>]</p>
<p>i love mine for the stories behind them and what they mean to me. but let&#8217;s not talk about it. :)</p>
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		<title>super french cute glasses for kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 21:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[whenever i see little kids in glasses i am torn between thinking they&#8217;re so adorable and feeling sad that they have to wear glasses at such a young age. hmm, actually, i feel similarly about the fact that i wear glasses. i love glasses but sometimes i wish i didn&#8217;t have to. anyway. these are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thenatterist.com&#038;blog=5110415&#038;post=3105&#038;subd=thenatterist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whenever i see little kids in glasses i am torn between thinking they&#8217;re so adorable and feeling sad that they have to wear glasses at such a young age. hmm, actually, i feel similarly about the fact that i wear glasses. i love glasses but sometimes i wish i didn&#8217;t have to. anyway. these are so adorable that maybe i won&#8217;t feel sad anymore.</p>
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<p>très mignon!</p>
<p>even the company name is cute. [<a title="vfg" href="http://veryfrenchgangsters.com/" target="_blank">veryfrenchgangsters.com</a>]</p>
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		<title>mark ronson&#8217;s olympic soundtrack composed of athlete&#8217;s noises</title>
		<link>http://thenatterist.com/2012/05/27/mark-ronsons-olympic-soundtrack-composed-of-athletes-noises/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2012 21:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>derkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[cool. (hmm, how do i make vimeo vids embed larger&#8230;) Filed under: video Tagged: beat 2012<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thenatterist.com&#038;blog=5110415&#038;post=3115&#038;subd=thenatterist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>cool. (hmm, how do i make vimeo vids embed larger&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>summer fun!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 17:21:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[summer is around the corner and i am filling my calendar with as many activities as possible. june: governor&#8217;s ball! binzer&#8217;s bridal shower upstate and bachelorette party on fire island. july: trip to portland, oregon to visit krista. and jeremiah. bestie joining me in our 30s, muhaha. august: my dear ex-work spouse and -co-blogger on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thenatterist.com&#038;blog=5110415&#038;post=3093&#038;subd=thenatterist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>summer is around the corner and i am filling my calendar with as many activities as possible.</p>
<p><strong>june</strong>: governor&#8217;s ball! binzer&#8217;s bridal shower upstate and bachelorette party on fire island.</p>
<p><strong>july</strong>: trip to portland, oregon to visit <a title="kg" href="http://kgallivant.tumblr.com/">krista</a>. and <a href="http://beautifuldecay.com/2012/05/30/artist-interview-jeremiah-maddock/" target="_blank">jeremiah</a>. bestie joining me in our 30s, muhaha.</p>
<p><strong>august</strong>: my dear ex-work spouse and -co-blogger on the natterist (binzer) is getting married!</p>
<p><strong>september</strong>: annual pilgrimage to pemaquid, maine + reunification with andrew.</p>
<p>peppered with summer birthdays, concerts, camping, and much outdoor drinking.<strong> happiness! </strong>:)</p>
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		<title>mutual weirdness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[chatting with a friend about something random today made me think of this quote from dr. seuss that i love: “We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thenatterist.com&#038;blog=5110415&#038;post=3071&#038;subd=thenatterist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>chatting with a friend about something random today made me think of this quote from dr. seuss that i love:</p>
<h1><em>“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”</em></h1>
<p>side note &#8211; gah, so lazy with posting. <a href="http://scodal.com/a/saved2/johnnychristopher.tumblr.jpg" target="_blank">sad bunny.</a></p>
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		<title>maine love</title>
		<link>http://thenatterist.com/2012/04/27/maine-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[alright&#8230; here are some photos i&#8217;ve been sitting on. took them when we went through some of the old photo albums during thanksgiving break up in maine. framed wedding invitation look at that kiss! hehe beautiful bride so pretty! my instagrams of the photos don&#8217;t do them justice. i hope for a marriage like theirs [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thenatterist.com&#038;blog=5110415&#038;post=3079&#038;subd=thenatterist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>alright&#8230; here are some photos i&#8217;ve been sitting on. took them when we went through some of the old photo albums during thanksgiving break up in maine.</p>
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</a>framed wedding invitation<a href="http://thenatterist.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/20120517-165540.jpg"><br />
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<p><a href="http://thenatterist.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/20120517-165424.jpg"><img class="alignnone " src="http://thenatterist.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/20120517-165424.jpg?w=517&h=517" alt="20120517-165424.jpg" width="517" height="517" /><br />
</a>look at that kiss! hehe</p>
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</a>beautiful bride</p>
<p>so pretty! my instagrams of the photos don&#8217;t do them justice.<br />
i hope for a marriage like theirs one day. &lt;3</p>
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		<title>a psalm of life &#8211; henry wadsworth longfellow</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 08:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tell me not in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the soul is dead that slumbers, And things are not what they seem. Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou are, to dust thou returnest, Was not spoken of the soul. Not enjoyment, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thenatterist.com&#038;blog=5110415&#038;post=3066&#038;subd=thenatterist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Tell me not in mournful numbers,</em><br />
<em>Life is but an empty dream!</em><br />
<em>For the soul is dead that slumbers,</em><br />
<em>And things are not what they seem.</em></p>
<p><em>Life is real! Life is earnest!</em><br />
<em>And the grave is not its goal;</em><br />
<em>Dust thou are, to dust thou returnest,</em><br />
<em>Was not spoken of the soul.</em></p>
<p><em>Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,</em><br />
<em>Is our destined end or way;</em><br />
<em>But to act, that each tomorrow</em><br />
<em>Find us farther than today.</em></p>
<p><em>Art is long, and Time is fleeting,</em><br />
<em>And our hearts, though stout and brave,</em><br />
<em>Still, like muffled drums, are beating</em><br />
<em>Funeral marches to the grave.</em></p>
<p><em>In the world&#8217;s broad field of battle,</em><br />
<em>In the bivouac of Life,</em><br />
<em>Be not like dumb, driven cattle!</em><br />
<em>Be a hero in the strife!</em></p>
<p><em>Trust no Future, howe&#8217;er pleasant!</em><br />
<em>Let the dead Past bury its dead!</em><br />
<em>Act, &#8211; act in the living Present!</em><br />
<em>Heart within, and God o&#8217;erhead!</em></p>
<p><em>Lives of great men all remind us</em><br />
<em>We can make our lives sublime,</em><br />
<em>And, departing, leave behind us</em><br />
<em>Footprints on the sand of time;</em></p>
<p><em>Footprints, that perhaps another,</em><br />
<em>Sailing o&#8217;er life&#8217;s solemn main,</em><br />
<em>A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,</em><br />
<em>Seeing, shall take heart again.</em></p>
<p><em>Let us then be up and doing, </em><br />
<em>With a heart for any fate; </em><br />
<em>Still achieving, still pursuing, </em><br />
<em>Learn to labor and to wait. </em></p>
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		<title>i blame pinterest&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;for not blogging as much. it&#8217;s just so much faster. oh, and my job. giving me heartburn. pinterest.com/derkins Filed under: entre nous<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thenatterist.com&#038;blog=5110415&#038;post=3062&#038;subd=thenatterist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;for not blogging as much. it&#8217;s just so much faster. oh, and my job. giving me heartburn.</p>
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		<title>the weak link between english spelling and pronunciation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Chaos Charivarius (G. Nolst Trenité) Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=thenatterist.com&#038;blog=5110415&#038;post=3056&#038;subd=thenatterist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>The Chaos</strong></em></p>
<p><em>Charivarius (G. Nolst Trenité)</em></p>
<p><em>Dearest creature in creation,</em><br />
<em> Study English pronunciation.</em><br />
<em> I will teach you in my verse</em><br />
<em> Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.</em><br />
<em> I will keep you, Suzy, busy,</em><br />
<em> Make your head with heat grow dizzy.</em><br />
<em> Tear in eye, your dress will tear.</em><br />
<em> So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.</em></p>
<p><em>Just compare heart, beard, and heard,</em><br />
<em> Dies and diet, lord and word,</em><br />
<em> Sword and sward, retain and Britain.</em><br />
<em> (Mind the latter, how it&#8217;s written.)</em><br />
<em> Now I surely will not plague you</em><br />
<em> With such words as plaque and ague.</em><br />
<em> But be careful how you speak:</em><br />
<em> Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;</em><br />
<em> Cloven, oven, how and low,</em><br />
<em> Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.</em></p>
<p><em>Hear me say, devoid of trickery,</em><br />
<em> Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,</em><br />
<em> Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,</em><br />
<em> Exiles, similes, and reviles;</em><br />
<em> Scholar, vicar, and cigar,</em><br />
<em> Solar, mica, war and far;</em><br />
<em> One, anemone, Balmoral,</em><br />
<em> Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;</em><br />
<em> Gertrude, German, wind and mind,</em><br />
<em> Scene, Melpomene, mankind.</em></p>
<p><em>Billet does not rhyme with ballet,</em><br />
<em> Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.</em><br />
<em> Blood and flood are not like food,</em><br />
<em> Nor is mould like should and would.</em><br />
<em> Viscous, viscount, load and broad,</em><br />
<em> Toward, to forward, to reward.</em><br />
<em> And your pronunciation&#8217;s OK</em><br />
<em> When you correctly say croquet,</em><br />
<em> Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,</em><br />
<em> Friend and fiend, alive and live.</em></p>
<p><em>Ivy, privy, famous; clamour</em><br />
<em> And enamour rhyme with hammer.</em><br />
<em> River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,</em><br />
<em> Doll and roll and some and home.</em><br />
<em> Stranger does not rhyme with anger,</em><br />
<em> Neither does devour with clangour.</em><br />
<em> Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,</em><br />
<em> Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,</em><br />
<em> Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,</em><br />
<em> And then singer, ginger, linger,</em><br />
<em> Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,</em><br />
<em> Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.</em></p>
<p><em>Query does not rhyme with very,</em><br />
<em> Nor does fury sound like bury.</em><br />
<em> Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.</em><br />
<em> Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.</em><br />
<em> Though the differences seem little,</em><br />
<em> We say actual but victual.</em><br />
<em> Refer does not rhyme with deafer.</em><br />
<em> Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.</em><br />
<em> Mint, pint, senate and sedate;</em><br />
<em> Dull, bull, and George ate late.</em><br />
<em> Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,</em><br />
<em> Science, conscience, scientific.</em></p>
<p><em>Liberty, library, heave and heaven,</em><br />
<em> Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.</em><br />
<em> We say hallowed, but allowed,</em><br />
<em> People, leopard, towed, but vowed.</em><br />
<em> Mark the differences, moreover,</em><br />
<em> Between mover, cover, clover;</em><br />
<em> Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,</em><br />
<em> Chalice, but police and lice;</em><br />
<em> Camel, constable, unstable,</em><br />
<em> Principle, disciple, label.</em></p>
<p><em>Petal, panel, and canal,</em><br />
<em> Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.</em><br />
<em> Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,</em><br />
<em> Senator, spectator, mayor.</em><br />
<em> Tour, but our and succour, four.</em><br />
<em> Gas, alas, and Arkansas.</em><br />
<em> Sea, idea, Korea, area,</em><br />
<em> Psalm, Maria, but malaria.</em><br />
<em> Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.</em><br />
<em> Doctrine, turpentine, marine.</em></p>
<p><em>Compare alien with Italian,</em><br />
<em> Dandelion and battalion.</em><br />
<em> Sally with ally, yea, ye,</em><br />
<em> Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.</em><br />
<em> Say aver, but ever, fever,</em><br />
<em> Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.</em><br />
<em> Heron, granary, canary.</em><br />
<em> Crevice and device and aerie.</em></p>
<p><em>Face, but preface, not efface.</em><br />
<em> Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.</em><br />
<em> Large, but target, gin, give, verging,</em><br />
<em> Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.</em><br />
<em> Ear, but earn and wear and tear</em><br />
<em> Do not rhyme with here but ere.</em><br />
<em> Seven is right, but so is even,</em><br />
<em> Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,</em><br />
<em> Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,</em><br />
<em> Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.</em></p>
<p><em>Pronunciation &#8212; think of Psyche!</em><br />
<em> Is a paling stout and spikey?</em><br />
<em> Won&#8217;t it make you lose your wits,</em><br />
<em> Writing groats and saying grits?</em><br />
<em> It&#8217;s a dark abyss or tunnel:</em><br />
<em> Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,</em><br />
<em> Islington and Isle of Wight,</em><br />
<em> Housewife, verdict and indict.</em></p>
<p><em>Finally, which rhymes with enough &#8211;</em><br />
<em> Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?</em><br />
<em> Hiccough has the sound of cup.</em><br />
<em> My advice is to give up!!!</em></p>
<p>this is why i speak english no good sometimes.</p>
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